Godzilla and Kong must share bedroom's together.
Hey, you awake?
Yeah.
I just want you to know I hate you. So does my dad.
Well, that's fine. Because guess what. I hate you too. And this house sucks ass.
Well, the only reason you're living here... is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot... and maybe we should just both bang her. And we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.
Who's the retard?
You.
HEY, Y'ALL DON'T SAY THAT!
Shut up. You'll wake up my dad and get me grounded.
Just shut up.
You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
You're not a doctor. You're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
I'm a curly-headed fuck?
Yeah. You better not go to sleep. As soon as your eyes shut, I'm gonna punch you square in the face.
I hope you stay still when you sleep... because I'm putting a rat trap between your legs.
I'm gonna take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap... and beat the shit out of you.
I want you out of my fucking house.
No way, kemosabe. This is my house now.
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