A BBery BBountiful X-mas (Merry X-mas 2019)

"Can you hear me all the way down there, se-en-pai-ai?~" the devious voice of a so-called devilish 'kouhai' called out from high above the universe itself, her tone strong enough to be omnipresent to all those below, yet strangely enough, not overwhelming to the point where everything was utterly ablated by her volume alone. "Sorry I had to leave so suddenly, but it's like I told you earlier, the Code Cast I used on myself could only last a few hours before it wore off. I still can't believe I had to shrink myself down that far just to celebrate Christmas with you," the girl sighed. "You have no idea just how hard it was to make sure I could fit inside of that puny little planet of yours at a 'normal' height, but, as your kouhai - your best kouhai - I certainly couldn't let you be all on your own around this time of the year, let alone around anyone else trying to take you away from me. Just like, oh, what was her name again? The eggplant-looking one..." she mused, knowing the answer yet drawing out her reply for a belittling effect. "Oh yes, that's right, Mash. She kinda has the whole kouhai thing going on too, right? The look on her face was priceless when I just happened to 'accidentally' lift part of the spell and 'grew' in front of everyone," the evil girl devilishly chuckled. "She started running around like crazy trying to fix all the holes in ceiling I made by relaxing to a mere five hundred feet tall, which left plenty of time for the two of us, senpai~"

The nigh-omnipotent Advanced AI known simply as BB - or BB-chan as she often referred to herself - stretched her left arm behind her long, mauve locks of hair as she simply stood in place above a portion of the heavens themselves, back in her element. While normally unable to exist in this world, she came to your aid during a certain incident earlier in the year, and ever since then, she has been your 'loyal' Servant and self-appointed 'best kouhai', coming to your side whenever the situation demanded it. However, over time, BB's manifested form in our world began to merge with her original being from her own universe - a page passively taken from Kiara's playbook - thus causing her power to be much greater than a mere spirit vessel could handle. To accommodate for her seemingly endless increase in might, BB simply began to grow, and grow, and grow... and grow, outsizing the planet in roughly a week's time. However, her growth was far from finished; by the end of the month, the Milky Way itself was but putty in her hands, and another three months later, her body finally settled into her new base stature with your universe around the size of a basketball in comparison. Ever since, it has been increasingly difficult for you and BB to interact with one another on a daily basis, but a mere obstacle such as a small amount of height difference combined with godly might would not stop the insidious AI from making things work. It had taken her another month or so to get things prepared for the surprise to come, but after compiling together a truly masterful Code Cast that would induce atomical amounts of shrinkage to any target affected by its use, all BB needed to do was to hear about when the Chaldea Christmas party was to be held to put her plan into action. With her incredible abilities, it took less than a thought for the beautiful AI to transform her outfit into a form-fitting lewd Santa outfit: a red dress with white fur trim that extended from her bosom to her hips, leaving her massive cleavage on display for her senpai; a pair of matching sleeves that ran from her wrists to halfway up her biceps; tight, ivory-colored tights that extended upwards to just over her knees, her luscious thighs laid bare for all to admire; and a pair of obsidian stiletto heels graced her feet, paralleling the black boots worn by Saint Nicholas himself to make her ensemble complete. Dressed for the party to come, all that was left was for BB to use her new spell on herself, and from there, the rest was history...

"It was such a shame that I couldn't have stayed longer, but you really didn't expect me to stay that small forever, did you, senpai?" BB giggled, ecstatic to be back to her universe-dwarfing height. "By the way, I may have tweaked a few laws of space-time so you can hear me right now without exploding into chunks. Just think of it as me hacking into reality and giving myself access to some cheat codes. Oh, and don't worry, Mash will turn up eventually, I promise. I told Raikou, Boudica, and Scheherazade to search around the library for her until my 'accidental' blast wears off, so she'll be in good hands. Probably. But for now, I guess it's the matter of what I got you for Christmas, right?" your 'kouhai' smirked, picking up her right hand from her side and aiming her index finger at the universe before her. "I thought long and hard about it, and I realized that I should get you something only I can give you, senpai: me~" An azure beam of light shot out from the Santa-clad girl's fingertip, hitting the universe and everything within it at point-blank range. It took only a few short moments for the beam's effects to become noticeable as it began to dwindle right before BB's bright purple irises, the smile on her face only growing wider and more devious the more it shrunk. "Shall I tell you what's about to happen to you now, senpai?" the goddess of an AI teased, lifting up the diminishing mass of cosmos and bringing it towards her cleavage. "I'm compressing the universe down just like how I did to myself before, only this time, I'm going to gain all of its lost size instead as a multiplier relevant to my current stature. You didn't think my little Code Cast from earlier was all I've been coming up with all this time, did you? No, no, no. I'm going to get bigger, senpai, and you're going to get smaller..." the ultimate 'kouhai' laughed, her yandere tendencies now at the forefront of her personality. As her eyes now began to glow an ominous crimson, the universe, now no larger than a grain of dust before her, was gently deposited into her gargantuan bosom, being pushed in further using the very tip of her pinky finger to ensure that escape was now impossible. "And then, once that's done, I'm going to make you smaller still, and I'll grow even more. Smaller, and smaller, and smaller... Bigger, and bigger, and bigger... I'm going to make sure that you'll never leave my side, senpai, by transferring your size over to me for the rest of time. After all, I know deep down that this is what you truly wanted for Christmas without even needing to tell me. You don't ever have to worry again - your kouhai will always be here for you now..."

Flashing her teeth in a terrfying display of absolute control and domination, the soon-to-be absolute god known as BB charged up her index finger once again, readying another blast of her latest Code Cast variant before her previous spell had a chance to settle in fully.

"Meri Kurisumasu, se-en-pai-ai~"


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Not afraid to admit when I do a crappy collage, but hey, the text more than makes up for it, right? XD

Anyways, can't believe another year's gone by already. 2019 has had its ups and downs, but it beats 2018 by far. Still have a lot of things to work out in real life, but I'm doing the best I can despite all the nonsense in getting a full-time gig, though I feel more and more each day that I definitely should be working for myself. I wrote two great stories this year, and I even found a new top-tier waifu in Naga, so that's been a great boon for inspiration. I also have a "magnum opus" I started on before I wrote said Naga thing that I need to get back to, but thanks to some certain people making me Holy Mother Yuuko stuff for my birthday, my motivations are currently split between wanting to get back to work on that or writing a brand new Muv Luv story... and the latter passion is admittedly currently winning XD.  

Anyways, that's enough blathering on from me. You're probably not even reading this and just staring at the BBig BB above, but to those that are, and my friends especially... 

Merry X-mas everyone!  :meowsantasnow: 

Disclaimer: I do not own nor claim to own any of the images used above. All collage materials are copyright of their respective artists/owners. Fate in its entirety is copyright of Type-Moon. 

Story elements partially based on this tweet, even though I already had the concept for this accompanying text in mind for a few weeks now before re-discovering this tweet a few hours ago: twitter.com/Anybrody/status/11…
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